the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
Bonus points: one is illegal in your state and it is not the gun
what the fuck is going on down there are you guys okay
no
Bonus round: was the scream after caused by fun or was it them getting shotChallenge mode: it’s the 4th of July
bonus round: it’s New Year’s Eve and ppl are also drunk
Ultimate bonus round: it’s a random weeknight.
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The smallest skull in my collection. A full grown microbat, species Pipistrellis javanicus.
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man i love taquitos and guacamole
Or a bag of weed and two blunts.
no dude wtf dont u know drugs r fuckin illegal do u want to get us both arrested jfc smh
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Brb I’m learning this.
I love haim
who is she? does she have a contract? she got bars
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